You won’t believe the things Jeremy Clarkson did!

‘TV obsessed with hiring black Muslim lesbians’ (October 2009)

Jezza told Top Gear Magazine that the Top Gear bosses had an obsession with having “black muslim lesbians” on the show to cancel out the white straight men. “The problem is that television executives have got it into their heads that if one presenter on a show is a blond-haired, blue-eyed heterosexual boy, the other must be a black Muslim lesbian. Chalk and cheese, they reckon, works. But here we have Top Gear setting new records after six years using cheese and cheese. It confuses them.”